It used to be that I made time to get funky at least every day, but now I find, with the weight and the pressures of daily life, my funkometer has depleted and I can only manage to get funky once, maybe twice, a month. I was once renowned for laying down my moves throughout the west midlands, and both the post lady and the bloke who delivers the organic box have bemonaned the fact that when they peep through my curtains they no longer see and uncoordinated fat girl freaking out the the psychedelic bits in early Fairport Convention tracks. However, I have finally woken up the responsibilities I have to my fan base. Ladies, it is time to get funky again, so I've been studying the moves of the great Bob Fossil and trawled Youtube for some splendid funky tracks. Would you like to get funky too? Of course you would, you know you got the funk! Click on the vids and watch and learn!